Sometimes I Don't Know How I Can Live With Me!!

After being offered a ride to a dance weekend event by our friend, the other passenger and I offered to contribute towards the cost of the trip. After hearing our offer, the driver inquired as to how much my friend and I were going to contribute toward the trip. The following was my offer e-mail proposal:

This message is being delivered using no couriers. Transmission involved no meetings of NATO and none of Europe 's small, uncommitted nations. Our proposal, should you decide to accept it, is to fill your gas tank totally before our trip, and make note of the $$. The total gas expended and tolls will be split three ways. "Encryption," has allowed this message to reach its intended party and be read, without concern of interception, by Felicia Vabar, or any other member of the enemy spy apparatus. This message will self-destruct in five seconds.

Needless to say, this message was not even honored with a response by the driver.