New Year's Eve Preparations

What you say????? Huh???? I must be getting ready for a super New Year's Eve party??? Dancing? Perhaps singing? Nah!!!! WRONG!!!! I admit it. I'm still here in my PJs. I can barely move due to the pain of having sat in this chair day and night for three days now. Don't know how I'm ever going to get myself in shape to return to work on Friday. My brain is blogized. My intellect is of an extreme ass fresco nature. I hope no one at the office has any expectations of my exhibiting any modicum of intelligence. And the crumbs of food all around the PC are getting out of hand. I've been whirling myself around the kitchen in my rolling office chair -- while never letting myself out of my chair for a moment -- in order to get food from time to time. I'm using my legs and feet as a springboard. At least they will perhaps get some exercise. Whenever I decide that enough is enough, a new brainstorm hits me and I can't leave the screen. My eyes burn, the back of my neck is killing me, my back, oh the pain in my back!!!!

What can I say? This was a terrific gift to me. But, I'm afraid I'll never leave the apartment again. My only hope is that perhaps I'll put an outfit on and resemble a human being.