Eeeeooogh!!!

Have you ever been rushing to get to the subway or bus, or whatever (I always am), and come up against very slow-moving, lard asses in front of you? Oh, yes, they haven't a care in the world. Nor do they have JOBS!!!!! You progress as far as you can before coming up right behind them and being forced to come to a complete stop (are they even moving??). You're anxious to get where you're going, so you step to the left in hopes of passing them. They too step to the left and then stop. What is this, sabotage?????? You then try stepping back to right, but now another decides to stop alongside his imobile friend. There's nothing to do except to excuse yourself and try to get past them. At which point they say, "Uh! oh! Sorry!" They say that if you're lucky. Otherwise, they continue to be clueless, or worse yet, insult you as the unreasonable one. Eayaaaaah!!!!!