Yes, Marie (for privacy purposes, let's call her....uhmmm.....Marie). I love her dearly.
So, we're on a dance cruise. Marie looks lovely, as always. She and a mutual dance friend are dancing, and Marie's boyfriend is sitting alongside me, watching the dancers. All of a sudden Marie and her dance partner start clowning around and lifting their legs up (in a very unattractive and clumsy fashion -- and, let me tell you, Marie is not unattractive or clumsy) on alternating sides. Their legs are in synch with each other. Hopping on one foot and raising the other foot to the side. It looks like possibly a Groucho Marx dance, except not graceful in any sense of the word. The next minute, Marie takes a leap up toward her partner, like a monkey, wraps her legs around her partner's waist and just dangles there like a baby monkey hanging on it's mother's waist. Then, as in an effort to extricate himself from this uncomfortable position, her dance partner shuffles, stumbles and waddles, as best he can, while holding Marie up, and dumps her bodily on top of her boyfriend's lap.
This incident left me full of new respect and awe for Marie. She really has great unmined potential. Needless to say, periodically I would break out in laughter during the cruise at my own private visualization of Marie's spectacle. It was truly a spetacular spectacle!!!
Too hillarious!!!!
And, definitely ASS FRESCO!!!
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Oh yes, I remember that episode very well Conchi.
ReplyDeleteI had no idea where my dance partner was taking me as my back was to the seated dancers.
I was quite surprised, but pleasantly so once I saw the individual on who's lap I had so hurriedly been deposited.
M ;)