My Time Away From Work

Well, I know that my audience is waiting for me to enlighten them as to my actions of today. What am I doing? Well, as you can guess, I'm gonna tell you. I'm shuffling around in my PJs, flip flop slippers, hair hanging in stringy strings, no makeup, stomach hanging out, a sweater over my PJs (similar-looking to Gilda Radner), my thick, unattractive coke-bottle eyeglasses -- getting the picture???? Ah, yes. I even had my breakfast at this table, while hooked into my blog (a Christmas present from Trevor), and had my coffee and high fiber cereal, saturated with heavy cream (which is now clogging every one of my arteries -- but the fiber should get it out, right???).

I'm figuring out how I can make this site a more enjoyable, while not becoming very conventional, blog. Don't you people have anything better to do than to read this absolute inane stuff? Well, eventually, I'll get it right.

Going to loll around on some other insignificant activity. Maybe I'll hang my flourescent lights from the ceiling, based on the fact that all my once-beautiful plants are now dying from the lack of natural light and human companionship and attention.

My gift giver is harrassing me to produce!! Doesn't he know that these creative juices must be patiently awaited???