Monday, November 2, 2020
Tuesday, September 15, 2020
Venmo v. Paypal v. Zelle v. Here's Your Damn Cash!!
I'm going to be owing money on a regular basis to a close family member of mine, let's call him Joe Schmo. He added a cell phone line to his account. I asked him to let me know the exact amount that I owed him when he got his T-Mobile bill. But, he never did. I kept asking him for the amount, but he, for some reason, was not forthcoming with the amount. Finally, I owed him about three months of T-Mobile service. I told him I was just going to guess at an amount and pay him.
He asked me to pay him what I owed him through Venmo. I didn't have a Venmo account. I only had a PayPal account (which I wasn't crazy about). I don't like having to give my bank account information to an outside service. I asked, "can I transfer the funds via Zelle to your Citibank account?" The answer was a resounding "NO! I don't use that account for receiving payments." The next thing I asked was, "Well, I already have a PayPal account. May I transfer the funds with that, since I already have cash sitting there for eons of time?" I received another resounding "NO! Don't give me more work to do. I already have enough work and trying to simplify things for myself". So, lastly, I asked him for his Venmo account link. He says, "It's my cell phone number."
So, at this point, I see no other way. So, I begin a Venmo account from my computer. Once I do this, I am asked to add my friends to it. What is this, Facebook???? I try to bring up Joe Schmo, and there seem to be two of them. I, once again, ask Joe for his Venmo account link so that I can add the correct him. Another resounding "NO." Nothing more. So, I think to myself, "Well, that's it. I'm not going to waste any more of my time on this any longer, since Joe is not being very helpful in this transaction. He's getting cash."
The very day that I visited him, I took the cash in an envelope, with the breakdown of my expenses written on the face of the envelope, and slapped it on the keyboard of his lap top. Coincidentally, it seems that that very day, earlier in the morning, Joe had finally sent me his Venmo account link. I hadn't seen it. In any event, it was too late. I had already taken the cash out of the ATM machine.
But, since this was going to be an on-going payment. I thought I might as well set up the Venmo account completely. Especially now, since Joe had given me his Venmo link.
This was my experience setting
up my Venmo account from my computer at home. And, I sent Joe the following e-mail.
Subject: Friggin' Venmo
So, I sign into Venmo on my computer. I then add you
as a friend. I click on you and that’s when I see all your payments and
notify you of it. They are all publicly viewable. I add my bank card information (I'm not very happy about that, but they charge a percentage fee for every other kind of payment). I then have to look around to see how to make a
payment. It is not clearly shown.
I finally get to a place for that and there’s a message that
if I want to make a payment through venmo.com they are discontinuing it and if
I want to make a payment that way, I’ll need to get the app. They give me
a link. Google Play (or Store?) or App Store. I try App Store
first. But, they say my device is not compatible. I then go to
Google Play. I find the app I want. There’s a message on the screen
saying that my device is compatible for that app. Great! I click
“install.” It immediately brings up my Samsung for it to be added to (that’s my cell phone, not my pc where I am doing this
from). I wanted the app on my pc. But that choice is not there.
Now I have to go into the kitchen and get my cell. I
have to look in every hidey hole on the cell for Venmo and finally find
it. I go to install it and it forces me to logon to Venmo from my
cell. Once I attempt that, I get the alert message that they are going to
send me a verification code to make sure it is indeed me. Sheesh‼‼
I go through that whole scenario and finally get the friggin app on my
cell. I WANTED IT ON MY PC‼‼ Then I find that you are not a friend
on my cell Venmo (even though I added you successfully on my pc Venmo account). So, I have to, once again, add you as a friend. The system
brought in all my contacts so that I could make payments to them. Why
would I want that? And, it gave me the option
of having all my payments be viewed publicly. Why the hell would I want
that? It’s idiotic. I canceled that. then I “finally”
made the payment. To someone named Joe Schmo. Since you haven’t yet
confirmed receiving the $100, I presume that another Joe Schmo is enjoying
my $100 and buying something frivolous.
So, that whole chore is done. I then see I have some
new e-mails. There are warning e-mails that “someone” logged into my
account from a Samsung. Then another e-mail asking me if my Samsung
should be remembered and not cause me to have to log in every time and receive
a verification code. And yet more e-mails from Venmo because they are so
afraid that someone else is using my Venmo from a Samsung cell phone.
If Venmo is so concerned about fraud, etc., and pretends it
has no knowledge of any of my devices, then why did it only give me the option
to install the app to my exact Samsung Galaxy S7??????? ?????????????? I
ask you that‼‼‼‼‼‼‼‼!
Labels:
Intolerance,
Obsessive Compulsive
Wednesday, January 9, 2019
My Adventures into the Wilds of Brooklyn
My sister had been in the hospital for close to a week,
unable to walk, inflammation on her vertebrae, etc., etc. She finally was discharged and is back home
by Friday. But, I’m worried about her
overdoing it, at home by herself. I know
that her husband will be back at work on Monday and her children will have
departed (they were visiting) the same day she returned home from the hospital.
So, I thought, despite the fact that I haven’t visited her
apartment for ages because she has cats, and I’m highly allergic, I think I
have to make an effort to get over there and see how I can assist her.
So, I make my plans to go on Tuesday, after all, I don’t
have chorus rehearsal yet (I haven’t heard from them, so we probably won’t
resume for another week). So, while I’m
sitting at the office I receive a cheery e-mail from the chorus reminding us
that we have a rehearsal that night.
CRAP!!! I totally neglected to
check to see when we would resume. Oh,
well, my sister is more important. I
send out my absence regrets with apologies.
Then a chorus mate has the temerity to ask, “What’s so important that
you have to miss the first chorus rehearsal?”
Geeeez!!!! I relay a brief
explanation to her about my sister, and she totally understands (and
agrees). Thank you very much!
So, during the day I’m Googling what the best way to arrive
at Carnarsie is. I find that there is an
express bus that goes pretty close to her, culminating in a 12 minute walk to
finalize the trip. Hmmmm?? I had no idea there was one. My sister seems to live in a secluded section
of Brooklyn with very little subway service close by other than the L train. But, I’ve never taken an express bus. And, additionally, I know that I can’t use my
unlimited MTA card because that’s only for the regular buses or trains. Ultimately, I decide to take the W train up
to 14th Street and then the dreaded L train all the way over to
Carnarsie. Then the B42 for the final
leg of the trip.
I run down both subway escalators and manage to just jump on
the W train seconds before the doors close.
Whew!!! That’s a blessing. Especially since there were so many
slow-moving people in front of me. I
guess they are not going to anything exciting because they walk like they have
lard in their pants. I even considered
stepping up and sliding down the middle chrome-top section of the escalator,
but knew I’d never make it without injuring myself badly. Hence, my sister would then need to take care
of me. Once I arrive at 14th
Street, I have to navigate the platform endlessly to find the very hidden
staircase to the L train. Why is it so
obscure???? Once again, the train
arrives moments after my feet hit the L platform. I scurry up the platform toward the front of
the train and get a reasonable standing spot.
Then soon after I get a seat.
Yay!!! This is going much better
than I thought. [smile]
So, let me step back a moment so that I can explain what my
plan was to overcome any possibility of having the cats affect me. I thought it would be a good plan to bring my
construction mask with me. Of course‼ It’s a heavy construction mask; not one of
those flimsy thin ones. Then, of course,
a dose of my strong antihistamines. I thought
it would also be good to enclose any clothes that I was wearing and all my
belongings in a large recycling bag.. It
is my experience wherever I go where there are pets that the pets take an immediate
liking to me, or perhaps just a strong dose of .curiosity such as, “who is this
person who is totally ignoring me?”
Hence, they always sidle up to me, jump on my lap, sit on the seat that
I’m at, rub their fur all over my legs (or my arms, if I’m sitting). So, if I have all my stuff in a bag,, I won’t
come away with all sorts of cat hair when I leave. I also brought a bag with a jacket that my
sister left at my apartment about one year ago.
So, I have my purse (totally filled with “stuff”), a shoulder bag
(filled with more stuff — Kindle, cell phone, and totally unnecessary stuff),
and my sister’s bag with her jacket.
So, onward with my
story. As I said before, I haven’t been
to my sister’s apartment in many, many years.
The last time I was there, I remember that there was a huge parking lot
just before you arrived at her building.
So, this was an easy marker to identify her building. Her apartment is just alongside the Belt
Parkway. My sister did remind me, “remember,
my building is the building before the last building.” She also gave me the key code to punch in at
the front entrance door of the building in order to get into the lobby. Or, she said I could go through the back,
which is not locked. Except, the door
has no doorknob. You have to pull on the
window grating to get the door open.
Right then and there, I
decided that I would opt for the front entryway. Opening a door using the window grating didn’t
sound like an attractive option to me.
Besides, that back door would be alongside the huge (and dark) parking
lot. And, thinking of safety
precautions, I felt that the front door was the safer way to go.
So, as I indicated earlier in
this totally boring (TO YOU) but amusing (TO ME) dialog, my subway trip was a
breeze. Got there smoothly and
quickly. Jumped on the B42 bus, which
took us all the way to the last stop. At
this point I asked the driver if I could ride with him around the loop that he
takes to the first stop of the return trip.
He found this request quite amusing.
Not sure why. But, anyway, I
stayed with him. Then got off on the
side of my sister’s apartment complex.
Next. . . to find the
building. The entire apartment complex
is under construction. It’s night time
and very dark. There are not very many
lamp posts to light the way. In other
words, it’s extremely dark. There is
scaffolding everywhere. And small pass-through
areas through all the construction. Everything
is totally dark and secluded. Not a soul
around. I hear someone walking behind me
and I go into high alert. But then a car
comes driving toward me on the sidewalk (yes, on the sidewalk) and there’s no
space for me to walk on it too. So I have
to step to the side to let the car pass by.
It’s a police car. The person
behind me passes me. Good. Now, to find the building. I’m looking all over for the remembered
parking lot. But, I can’t see it. I do see a very large complex that looks like
an indoor skating rink. Hmmm?? I don’t remember ever seeing that. I wonder if it has always been there. The sidewalk is totally secluded, except for
the parked cars alongside it. And then
the Belt Parkway. So, I really do not
want to walk out to the sidewalk. It
looks too dark and isolated. Not that
there are any more people around where I am.
The entire area is isolated.
I walk a little further and
decide that perhaps the building to the left of that skating-rink-like complex
is my sister’s building. But, of course,
I can’t see the building number because it’s obliterated by all the
scaffolding. Hmmm?? Not good.
I go up to the front entrance and key in the code my sister gave
me. The door pops open. Yay!
It must be the correct building.
So, I make a left and go all the way down the hall to my sister’s
door. I look at the door to see if their
last name is listed on the name plate section.
It is not. It is blank. This has got to be it. I remove the recycling bag (a 30 gallon bag)
and take off my jacket and scarf and shove it into the bag, then in goes my
shoulder bag, and the bag holding my sister’s jacket. Out comes my construction mask and on it
goes. I also take out my eyeglasses (I’m
going to need them inside and don’t want to start opening the bag inside the
apartment). I prop the eyeglasses on the
top of my head and put on the mask. I
use the knocker and knock on the door (there’s no bell). In a short while a tall man answers the
door. Not my sister, nor my
brother-in-law. I thought he might be
visiting my sister. I say, “Janice?” He says “no.”
He reminds me of an actor who usually plays a detective role. Can’t think of a name. But maybe like a Lawrence Fishburn. I spout the address and the fact that I can’t
see any of the numbers due to all the scaffolding. He says, “no, that’s the next building.” Here I am in this getup, with my mask on, and
the 30 gallon bag in my arms with all its innards falling to each side and my
arm in the middle. He doesn’t have any
reaction whatsoever to my getup. Not even
a blink. I apologize and leave.
At this point, I decide that
it might be a good idea to get my cell phone out and call my sister and ask
where the building is. I do this, after
untying the knot in the recycling bag and fishing into my bags to get it. Of course, I am not getting a signal. I decide not to return the cell phone to the
bag, but now hang it around my wrist in the hopes that I will get a signal once
I’m outside. I do not.
At this point, I realize that
I’m going to have to actually walk out to the ignored sidewalk and figure out
which building is the building before last.
This time I pull the mask to the side and I actually put my jacket back
on. After all, it’s winter. I go to yet another building. I don’t see any parking lot around. I don’t know where it is. I go to the front and key in the code. Once again (the third time), the door pops
open. Turn to the left and down the hall
I go. Off comes the jacket, stuff it
back in the recycling bag, on goes the mask.
This door has a bell. I ring it,
with some trepidation. Alas, my sister
answers it.
I’ve arrived‼‼‼
As I anticipated, the cats are all around me. They are so curious as to who I am and want to come close sniffing. My sister took precautions and separated a sheet that I should place on a chair that the cats had not been on. But, every time I got up, I would also remove the sheet. It was necessities to be remembered at every action.
So, I prepared dinner for my sister. Then my brother-in-law arrived. I prepared dinner for him. There were such huge amounts of fresh vegetables. OMG!!! My niece bought food enough for an army. I cooked some of the vegetables for a later use and washed about a half bunch of bok choy (there were still 1 huge head and a half). What was my niece thinking????
So, it came time to go rather soon. I had a heated discussion with my sister about Uber v. public transportation home. Of course, there was minimal discussion as her cab company required cash and they didn't have it. Nor did I. And, besides, I thought it was such a waste of cash. So, I won the discussion. I asked my brother-in-law to walk me to the bus stop and I made my way home to Astoria. The trip was not as long as I had anticipated.
I'm still in one piece. Hopefully, I didn't cause my sister to do more work as a result of my arriving. LOL
I still do not want to walk
out to the sidewalk (for the same reason as before). So, since the guy said it was at the next
building, I walk to the next building. I
never removed my mask, nor put my jacket back on. So, I’m walking around with the mask and no
jacket, carrying this 30 gallon bag of “stuff.”
I go to the front entryway, key in the code, and the door pops
open. So much for security. All the buildings use the same code. There is a young guy inside the lobby of this
building. As the door pops open, he also
comes to the door and says, “I opened it for you.” I thank him and wonder, does he want a tip? Once again, I walk to the left and down the
very long hallway to my sister’s door. I
go through the same process of using the knocker. But, this time, there is no answer. The young guy is still in the front lobby and
is talking. But, I can’t make out what
he is saying, nor if he is talking to me, or perhaps on a cell phone. I did say, “what?” one time, but he didn’t
respond. So, I assume he is talking to
someone else.
Sunday, October 15, 2017
Food for Thought
I just read this while cruising the web and it made an
impressive impact on me and made me stop and think:
Practice “negative visualization” to “forestall and reverse
hedonic adaptation.”
This is the idea that things that make us happy once, don’t
make us as happy the next time. We work
hard to get something that we really want, but then eventually we get used to
it and want something else.
As William B Irvine wrote, he recommends the practice of “negative
visualization” to “forestall and reverse hedonic adaptation.” He explains how we’ve probably gotten used to
some things that we take for granted, so he says “we need a technique for
creating in ourselves a desire for the things we already have . . . the
easiest way for us to gain happiness is to learn how to want the things we
already have.” So, he recommends taking
some time every so often to imagine losing the thing in your life that you
value. Try this out for yourself. What do you have in your life that would make you
very sad if you lost them? How would
losing them affect you? Does this
practice make you more grateful for them and help you to be less likely to take
them for granted?
Kids, who would like this book as a gift? I might get it for myself, as well.
Thursday, June 1, 2017
My First Paying Gig Ever!!!
Well, it was Christmas 2013 and I was over in Michigan visiting Melissa and boys when I got an e-mail from Trevor saying that a friend of his former student had heard us jamming bluegrass on the internet while up at Trevor's Peekskill loft and wanted to hire us for his wedding to play during the cocktail hour. Wow!!! I really wasn't sure whether he was kidding or not at first. I did a lot of research while in Michigan on the pros and cons of accepting a bluegrass wedding gig. Most of the answers regarding that were "don't do it." "The only people who will listen to you are the outcasts of the family. They will be the only ones standing near the stage listening instead of mingling with the family and wedding guests. Here is one site that was very specific about not doing it: http://bluegrasstoday.com/no-go-zones-for-bluegrass-bands/
I thought about this for a while and really could see the veracity of that. Then too, since it was for a wedding -- a happy occasion -- we would have to toss most of our repertoire, since those songs were all about unhappiness, shooting someone dead, losing a loved one.
After I had been back in New York for some time and the gig was approaching, I thought it might be a good idea for us to choose a band name and proceeded to text Trevor about this (ad nauseum, I must say). The following is a replicate of our text exchange. You'll notice that most of the time I'm texting back and forth to myself with no response whatsoever from Trevor. Ah, the reality of life!!!
I thought about this for a while and really could see the veracity of that. Then too, since it was for a wedding -- a happy occasion -- we would have to toss most of our repertoire, since those songs were all about unhappiness, shooting someone dead, losing a loved one.
After I had been back in New York for some time and the gig was approaching, I thought it might be a good idea for us to choose a band name and proceeded to text Trevor about this (ad nauseum, I must say). The following is a replicate of our text exchange. You'll notice that most of the time I'm texting back and forth to myself with no response whatsoever from Trevor. Ah, the reality of life!!!
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Wednesday, May 10, 2017
Subway Vagaries
Other than the usual crowded trains that you can't enter, or turnstiles that don't work, or the poorly ill conceived architectural layout of a subway exit where you can't get out of the turnstiles or doors (I'm sure most of these are fire hazards), you don't expect some of the following situations. Please feel free to add some of your own, which I'm sure you have.
- I got on the D train while living in Bensonhurst and was on my way to work. I sat by the window in the side by side, back to back two-seaters. In a while a young Russian woman (in her 20's), who obviously felt put upon, tapped me on my shoulder and said, "Your hair is touching my shoulder." I really didn't know what response to give to that. So, I said, "I just shampooed it."
- While still living in Bensonhurst and using the D train, I got on the D (very much configured as the incident above -- a cluster of back-to-back two-seaters, with some face to face seating on each side of the train). I was sitting in the double seat. the train was packed. A woman came and sat next to me. In a while she said to me, "The air is blowing on me from the ceiling and I'm cold. Would you change your seat with me?" You can imagine the look I gave her. "Well, if I did that, then I would be cold." Then the woman asked a man to switch seats with her. He just gave her a flat out "No."
Well, I'm now in Astoria. I had the pleasure of our wonderful W train taking me straight to work, until it's rude removal. Now I have to deal with two trains every day in order to reach my destination. Ever since the removal of the W, life with the subways has been a misery of delayed trains and non-working trains -- both during the rush hour and late at night. How many times have I been thrown out of the train 3 or 4 stops from my destination and forced to walk through industrial sections with nothing but warehouses.
- I get on the Whitehall Station platform for the lowly R train. The ..."to be continued"
Well, I started my morning with a bang!!!
First of all, I got up this morning at 5am to pack for my
trip. I think I went way beyond my Spain trip in terms of “stuff.”
I had my small suitcase (the allowable size on the plane, if it weren’t filled
to extreme capacity). And, I had my large duffel bag. I figured I’d
put all my shoes in the duffel, but ended up filling it with all my electronics
too. I took that one to Florida when I went on the cruise with
Melissa. The duffel has a strap that hooks to each side and then you can
sling it over your shoulder. But, I didn’t notice that it was missing the
strap until I was finished packing. I had noooo idea where the strap
was. Now I was realizing what difficulty I was going to have rolling the
suitcase and holding the duffel by the small hand-hold straps. I closed
my suitcase by sitting on it. I could barely zip it. If they unzip
it at the airport, they will never rezip it again. Ridiculous. I
think the reason for so much stuff was that I had already decided to check the
baggage. So, I added some liquids that I normally wouldn’t take.
So, I considered calling car service, but at this late hour
I was sure they wouldn’t have a car available. Plus, I had no cash on
me. At 5:30 am I did see an available cab ride by my house (when I took
the garbage out). But, I wasn’t finished packing as yet. I hoped
that one would pass me by when I actually left. But that would be pretty
slim, as I never see any at that hour.
So, it’s time to leave. I decided to sit the duffel on
top of the suitcase. First I passed the small hand-hold handles through
the suitcase handle and then sat it on top. To make things worse, it’s
raining. There’s no way I’ll be able to hold an umbrella too. I got
my ridiculous gold baseball cap. Are you picturing all of this?
So, out I go on the outside of my door — struggling to get
the suitcase and duffel out there. My duffel swung around to the backside
of the suitcase. Crap‼ I fixed it, closed everything up, closed the
gate, and crossed the street. I took maybe 20 steps, if that much, when
the duffel once again swung around to the backside of the suitcase. This
time it caused me to fall. I almost hit my face on the concrete.
But, I think that my Ameribag (which is also nicely filled) perhaps saved
me from injuring my face. I stood up. There was a young man who
walked up- and wanted to do something for me, but what could he do? My
knuckles on my left hand were bleeding. The blood was dripping down my
hand. My left knee was a big blob of blood and my right knee was also
hurt, but not as bloody as the left knee.
I found a different way to carry the friggin duffel (under
my arm with the strap on my shoulder — ouch). I somehow struggled to the
subway (didn’t see a cab) and pulled it down the stairs. The subway had
some space in it. THANK GOD‼! And I was standing for the entire
trip. After about 5 stops, a little asian girl who was standing next to
me leaned over and handed me two bandaides.
So, I’m here. My stockings are all torn at the
knees. Luckily the color is nude, so it’s not so apparent. Although
I had to launder the stockings to get all the blood off.
So, that’s my morning. How can it go downhill from
there???
If I weren’t such a Kani Bosoorah, I would have ordered a
car and been sure to have cash on me. L
Conchi
Labels:
Murphy's Law and/or Incompetence
Monday, May 9, 2016
Making "The Octopus" -- Ooooooo!!!!
Well, to start my story and video voyage on the making of the octopus, let me give you a little bit of background on it. First of all, I have been totally afraid all my life over the process of making an octopus. But in December of 2015, I decided to make this insane lunch and dinner party for my son (T), his wife (S), and my good friend (M). It was an insane international collection of about 15 dishes (combining lunch and dinner). I started off with Thai, then went into Korean for lunch. Then for dinner I headed into French, then Italian. By the time I got to talking about making the Linguini Con Vongole e Calamare, Porcini and Truffle Risotto, Grilled Octopus and then finishing off with Churos, I heard instant protesting groans from all three. They were so full from what had come beforehand that they couldn't ingest another bite. So, I scrapped about four dishes for a future date (to their relief).
So, what to do?? Well, of course, I froze the calamare and the octopus. Two months later, I invited my son and wife over again and we enjoyed a Tom Kha Gai (a Thai Coconut Lime Chicken Soup) and the Grilled Octopus with a lot of bread dipping in my own infused herb/garlic olive oil. They LOVED it.
So recently, my son (who will continue to remain unnamed to protect the innocent) decided to start up his own bi-weekly bluegrass jam at his apartment. He had hopes of doing a lot of grilling in his community BBQ area. One of the items he wanted to grill was octopus. He and his wife (also to remain unnamed) found that there was a nearby fish store that carried frozen octopus for a very reasonable price per pound.
Now my daughter-in-law and my son felt quite intimidated over preparing the octopus. I'm not surprised. I have felt the same way all my life and have found the very varying cooking/preparation instructions very conflicting and confusing on the internet. Some hang the octopus on a clothes line in the sun for a day. Others bash the octopus against a wall (or hit it while it hangs on the clothes line?). It's sort of like hitting a rug against something to get the dust out). Others boil the octopus in a variety of liquids, varying from wine to water with seasonings. And a lot of octopus cooks throw in a wine cork into the mix (just as an assurance that it's going to make the octopus tender). So...what to do....what to do. That is, until December of 2015. So, my daughter-in-law asked if I could supervise the making of the poor octopus for the upcoming music jam (stand there as moral support). But, the timing might not work, since my son wanted to make it the very same day of the jam, and I preferred to make it the day before. So, my son asked me if I could make a video of myself preparing it the week before (i.e. I was making it to bring over to my friend's house (she and M -- we'll call them M and M) for a little birthday and stuffed artichoke face-off celebration).
So, at my son's request, this is the documentation of my octopus making. I was very camera challenged, and there was quite a lot of incompetence. But, I think I got the job done. Plus, I did not pretty myself up to make the video. So sadly, I look like a sow. SOO-EEE!!!!
My first challenge was the camera. Not only am I camera shy, but I detest seeing others taking their selfies. So, here I was, doing the same. Uggggh!! Kill me!
So, the camera setup: Quite a bit of incompetence there, I must say. I finally decided to sit the phone in a box. Hmmmm? https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B77PJbnoe8cCV21wUEdrazctLXc/view?usp=sharing
Well, of course, there had to be a second try at camera adjustment before starting. Now I sat the phone on top of kitchen towels, but still in the box. https://drive.google.com/open?id=0B77PJbnoe8cCMm51UkpLQU1RYms
So finally!!!! AT LAST!!! The first step of the preparation. Keep in mind that this is a fresh octopus which is three pounds. https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B77PJbnoe8cCa2VtWnJZQjFrNW8/view?usp=sharing
This is the second step. I did attempt to put the videotaping on pause from the prior video, but, I didn't succeed in doing so. I could have sworn that I activated that function (when I didn't want to, of course). But, after investigating my phone pretty thoroughly, I couldn't find any link or button that might serve as a "pause" button. ??? Who knows? https://drive.google.com/open?id=0B77PJbnoe8cCaVVrQnM2NHlCQ2M
So, now that we've finished with the prior step, I wanted to show you the octopus in the pot. It looks so beautiful. https://drive.google.com/open?id=0B77PJbnoe8cCZ2JVOEFEamJvWWc
At this point, I'm done with the first and second steps of the preparation and took a break. I decided to give you the after talk of the preparation, in addition to a lot of maniacal gesticulations. Wow!!! Do I really look like that?? It's frightening. Although, now I see what my sister, R, is talking about, and my daughter, M. R says that I bat my eyelashes when I speak. What? Me?? Never!!! I'm the least flirtatious person I know. But, here I am batting away. Oh, my God!!! My daughter says my nose moves up and down when I say certain words. I can't tell if that's happening, or not. Quite honestly, I'm quite horrified at how I look when I speak. My friend, M, asked me if I had been drinking. Hahahah. No, I hadn't had any at all. Oh, well. I'll have to remember not to take too many videos of myself. https://drive.google.com/open?id=0B77PJbnoe8cCVmJES094T1U5MUE
We're reaching the homestretch. This is the marinade preparation. Oh!! And as a defense to my fatness -- yeah, I'm noticing it again after being two thirds of the way through this whole process -- I realize that I am wearing running pants that have a very thick cord on the waist that ties in an enormous knot in the front, and protrudes way out (why do clothes designers do that?). But, that's just a minor defense actually, because I AM FAT. Oh well, enough with my defense . . . on with the post. https://drive.google.com/open?id=0B77PJbnoe8cCcHRSUE0wMk9DZVE
Well, into the oven it goes. and roughly two hours later, this is what it looks like. And, remember that there was no liquid added whatsoever to the pot. The octopus braised in its own juices. https://drive.google.com/open?id=0B77PJbnoe8cCUTExRUxUejNsNUE
Here, at the end of the entire process, we have some more video-taking incompetence and more talking. Blah, blah, blah!!! https://drive.google.com/open?id=0B77PJbnoe8cCZnZCblV1bWpwRms https://drive.google.com/open?id=0B77PJbnoe8cCX0M1Zkpkdzdsa0E
The whole process was fun. And, believe it or not, when I made it at the Face Off dinner get-together, this is what it looked like while grilling on the outdoor BBQ grill, and in its serving dish after grilling was complete. My hostess and friend (M and M) said they liked it very much. https://drive.google.com/open?id=0B77PJbnoe8cCeE1Mb2JHNnJPZW8 and https://drive.google.com/open?id=0B77PJbnoe8cCTU02M2RNNjk2WXM
THE END
PS: Next time, I think I'll experiment with the marinade and maybe with the herbs used, as well.
PPS: I used different herbs the first time I made it. I had purchased a bunch of different fresh herbs.and it was very good.
PPPPPSSSS: Hopefully, this experience will make me improve with my next videotaping of myself cooking.
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